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Zelkiiro

Joined 12 months ago. Last activity 8 hours ago.

Name: Jared Thomas
Date of Birth: 05/21/1988
Interests: Reading, writing, drawing, video games, films, TV, and anime

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About This Page:

I write anime reviews, movie reviews, and some occasional jumbled thoughts, usually about stuff pertinent to me exclusively. If that doesn't interest you, then I'm afraid I'm not writing anything you'll want to read. But hey, I won't stop you.

About Me:
I went to college for English, I love anime, I love movies, and I love metal and pop. That's really all there is to know about me.

Top 10 Anime:
1. Slayers NEXT
2. Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
3. Monster
4. Fantastic Children
5. Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
6. Now and Then, Here and There
7. CLANNAD ~After Story~
8. Gungrave
9. Fate/Zero
10. Berserk
Runner Ups:
Hajime no Ippo
Steins;Gate
Cowboy Bebop
Azumanga Daioh
Fruits Basket

Top 10 Video Games:
1. Persona 4 Golden
2. Chrono Trigger
3. Final Fantasy IX
4. God of War II
5. Shadow of the Colossus
6. Earthworm Jim
7. Metal Gear Solid 3
8. Kingdom Hearts
9. Xenogears
10. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time
Runner Ups:
Dissidia: Final Fantasy Duodecim
Super Mario 64
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Devil May Cry
Donkey Kong Country 2

Top 10 Films:
1. The Shawshank Redemption
2. Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey
3. Life of Pi
4. Forrest Gump
5. Monty Python & the Holy Grail
6. The Prince of Egypt
7. Hotel Rwanda
8. It's a Wonderful Life
9. Airplane!
10. Toy Story
Runner Ups:
Millennium Actress
Clerks
Beavis & Butthead Do America
Bridge to Terabithia
Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Review Ratings Guide
Posted below are the scores given to the various anime, TV series, and movies that I've reviewed. Do remember that these are very subjective and I'm not an authority in anything. And now, in alphabetical order...

AnoHana (9/10) - Anime
Astro Fighter Sunred (9/10) - Anime
Azumanga Daioh (9/10) - Anime

Baccano! (9/10) - Anime
Berserk (9/10) - Anime
Berserk Golden Age Arc I - The Egg of the King (2.5/10) - Anime/Film
Berserk Golden Age Arc II - The Battle for Doldrey (6.5/10) - Anime/Film
Black Lagoon (9/10) - Anime
Bunny Drop (9/10) - Anime

Clannad (8.5/10) - Anime
Clannad ~After Story~ (9/10) - Anime
Cowboy Bebop (9/10) - Anime

Death Note (8.5/10) - Anime
The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya (9.5/10) - Anime/Film

The End of Evangelion (5.5/10) - Anime/Film
Excel Saga (6.5/10) - Anime

Fantastic Children (9.5/10) - Anime
Fate/Stay Night (3/10) - Anime
Fate/Zero (9.5/10) - Anime
FLCL (8.5/10) - Anime
Fruits Basket (9.5/10) - Anime
Full Moon wo Sagashite (7.5/10) - Anime
Fullmetal Alchemist (7.5/10) - Anime
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (9.5/10) - Anime

The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (9/10) - Anime/Film
Great Teacher Onizuka (8/10) - Anime
Gungrave (9.5/10) - Anime
Gurren Lagann (9.5/10) - Anime

Haibane Renmei (8,5.10) - Anime
Hajime no Ippo (9.5/10) - Anime
Hajime no Ippo: Champion Road (8/10) - Anime/Film
Hajime no Ippo: New Challenger (4.5/10) - Anime
His and Her Circumstances (7/10) - Anime
Homeward Bound (9.5/10) - Film

Last Exile (7/10) - Anime
Life of Pi (10/10) - Film
Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro (10/10) - Anime/Film

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (8.5/10) - Anime
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya S2 (3.5/10) - Anime
Midori Days (8.5/10) - Anime
Millennium Actress (10/10) - Anime/Film
Monster (10/10) - Anime

Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water (7.5/10) - Anime
Neon Genesis Evangelion (6/10) - Anime
Noir (4.5/10) - Anime
Now and Then, Here and There (10/10) - Anime

On Your Mark (10/10) - Anime/Music Video

Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt (8.5/10) - Anime
Persona 4 - The Animation (5.5/10) - Anime
Planetes (7/10) - Anime
Princess Nine (9/10) - Anime
Princess Tutu (9/10) - Anime
Puella Magi Madoka Magica (9/10) - Anime

RahXephon (6/10) - Anime
Rebuild of Evangelion 1.0: You Are (Not) Alone (9/10) - Anime/Film
Rebuild of Evangelion 2.0: You Can (Not) Advance (9.5/10) - Anime/Film
Rebuild of Evangelion 3.0: You Can (Not) Redo (6.5/10) - Anime/Film
Redline (7/10) - Anime/Film
Requiem for the Phantom (7.5/10) - Anime

Seraphim Call (8/10) - Anime
The Shawshank Redemption (10/10) - Film
Slayers (8/10) - Anime
Slayers NEXT (8/10) - Anime
Slayers Revolution-R (6.5/10) - Anime
Slayers TRY (5/10) - Anime
Steins;Gate (8.5/10) - Anime
Summer Wars (7.5/10) - Anime/Film
Sumomomo Momomo (4/10) - Anime

Tiger & Bunny (8.5/10) - Anime
Trigun (7.5/10) - Anime
Trigun: Badlands Rumble (8.5/10) - Anime/Film

Voices of a Distant Star (9.5/10) - Anime/Film

Wolf's Rain (6.5/10) - Anime

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  • 1

    Anime Reviews: Millennium Actress

    29 hours ago

    Standing tall as Satoshi Kon's magnum opus, Millennium Actress features great animation, three-dimensional characters, and a beautifully bittersweet story.

  • 1

    Anime Reviews: Rebuild of Evangelion 3.0: You Can (Not) Redo

    2 weeks ago

    Rebuild 3.0 sports the usual flawless aesthetics while making some extremely bold decisions in its story, but its ambition ultimately becomes its own undoing.

  • 1

    Anime Reviews: Trigun: Badlands Rumble

    4 days ago

    Backed by a tremendously beefy budget, Badlands Rumble is a fun and exciting Trigun adventure, even if it doesn't add anything new to the story.

  • 2

    Anime Reviews: Trigun

    4 weeks ago

    Though it hasn't aged well and it does contain some terrible filler, Trigun still stands tall as one of the premier gateway series for new fans of the genre.

  • 2

    Anime Reviews: Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt

    5 weeks ago

    PSG is a riotous and stylish exercise in animated madness that strives for nothing less than to deeply offend anyone and everyone.

  • 1

    Anime Reviews: Summer Wars

    4 days ago

    Summer Wars is a rewarding and entertaining film with great animation and vivid characters, but the story is bogged down by way too much deus ex machina.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Fate/Stay Night

    8 weeks ago

    Though it serves as the inspiration for the fantastic Fate/Zero, Fate/Stay Night itself is brainless harem anime garbage with some entertaining action scenes.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Planetes

    2 months ago

    Though it takes strange turns and ultimately plays it way too safe, Planetes is still an interesting and rewarding anime with some great characters.

  • 1

    Anime Reviews: The Girl Who Leapt Through Time

    4 days ago

    Of course it falls prey to the traps that all time-travel narratives do, but TokiKake still manages to impress with vibrant visuals and attaching characters.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Bunny Drop

    2 months ago

    Bunny Drop is a deeply heartfelt and bittersweet examination of the trials and joys of being a parent, though its ending does feel a bit incomplete.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: On Your Mark

    4 days ago

    More than just a mere music video, On Your Mark tells an uplifting and beautiful story without needing even a single line of dialogue.

  • 2

    Anime Reviews: Fate/Zero

    3 months ago

    Intelligent, mature, and armed with an astronomical budget, Fate/Zero is a unique anime that more than deserves its reputation as the best anime of 2012.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro

    3 months ago

    Exciting, intriguing, stylish, and deliciously 70s, Castle of Cagliostro is a masterpiece that marks the start of Hayao Miyazaki's legendary movie career.

  • 3

    Anime Reviews: Wolf's Rain

    3 months ago

    Though held back by inert characters and heinous recap episodes, Wolf's Rain still holds its own with beautiful presentation and an amazing, imaginative world.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Tiger & Bunny

    3 months ago

    Solid action, unique settings, gripping plot hooks, and likable heroes are a Sunrise tradition that Tiger & Bunny is more than happy to follow.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Berserk Golden Age Arc II - The Battle for Doldrey

    4 days ago

    Though more competent than its predecessor, The Battle for Doldrey still features ugly 3-D animation and leaves many crucial scenes on the cutting room floor.

  • 2

    Anime Reviews: Berserk Golden Age Arc I - The Egg of the King

    4 days ago

    Expectations were high with this big-budget adaptation of Kentarou Miura's famous work, but only bitter disappointment awaited within.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Redline

    4 days ago

    Although it's a shameless display of style over substance, Redline is a riveting, adrenaline-fueled adventure brought to life with mind-bending animation.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Excel Saga

    8 weeks ago

    There is so much wrong with Excel Saga, in terms of both its quality and its mental state, but there is almost no anime out there that is sharper and funnier.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Full Moon wo Sagashite

    3 months ago

    Though it sometimes loses focus and strays into soap opera territory, Full Moon makes up for its flaws with top-tier pop music and a genuinely touching story.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Voices of a Distant Star

    4 days ago

    Beautifully written and masterfully crafted by a single man, Voices of a Distant Star proves that you don't need several hours to deliver bittersweet genius.

  • 2

    Movie Reviews: Life of Pi

    3 months ago

    Backed by top-tier 3-D technology, Ang Lee delivers the best possible adaptation that could have ever been made of a book once thought to be unfilmable.

  • 0

    Unfinished Business: Persona 4 - The Animation

    3 months ago

    Released independently as a DVD-exclusive episode, "True End" finally does the source material some justice with fresh changes and some emotional involvement.

  • 2

    Anime Reviews: Black Lagoon

    4 months ago

    Big, bold, and beyond ridiculous, Black Lagoon delivers the testosterone-fueled enthusiasm of 80s action movies that so many people crave.

  • 2

    Anime Reviews: AnoHana

    6 months ago

    Even though slice-of-life high school anime are now the subject of ridicule, AnoHana proves that there's still fire in this old and dying genre.

  • 1

    Anime Reviews: Gungrave

    2 months ago

    Standing proud as the greatest video game to anime adaptation, Gungrave belongs on anyone's list of the best action anime of all time.

  • 2

    Anime Reviews: RahXephon

    4 months ago

    Top-notch visuals and gorgeous music aside, RahXephon contains a handful of phenomenal episodes adrift in a sea of mediocre ones.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Haibane Renmei

    3 months ago

    Subtle and serene, Haibane Renmei is a calming and refreshing anime to behold, even if it may test your patience to its breaking point.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Requiem for the Phantom

    4 months ago

    After 8 years of trying, Bee Train finally succeeds in making a solid anime, let alone one about assassins and conspiracies.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Steins;Gate

    7 months ago

    With its fun characters and unique, twisting story, you'll be hard-pressed to find a better time travel anime anywhere!

  • 1

    Anime Reviews: Princess Tutu

    4 months ago

    Though you'll initially feel your manliness being robbed from you, Princess Tutu delivers spectacularly in its gorgeous visuals, sweeping orchestral score, and unpredictable story.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Astro Fighter Sunred

    3 months ago

    Simultaneously subtle and ridiculously flamboyant, Astro Fighter Sunred is a one-trick pony whose trick is delivering comedy gold.

  • 1

    Anime Reviews: Puella Magi Madoka Magica

    2 months ago

    With its clever use of imagery and genuinely surprising twists, Puella Magi Madoka Magica is a subversive yet loving take on the magical girl genre of anime.

  • 2

    Anime Reviews: Great Teacher Onizuka

    4 months ago

    Crude, rude, and often gut-bustingly hilarious, GTO is one of those classic series that every anime fan needs to see for themselves.

  • 1

    Anime Reviews: FLCL

    3 months ago

    While FLCL contains a disturbingly high amount of unadultered insanity, its many merits will at least ensure that you enjoy every ridiculous moment of it.

  • 2

    Anime Reviews: Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water

    2 months ago

    Though it has its problems, Nadia is a loving homage to the works of Jules Verne and to the classic adventure anime the folks at GAINAX grew up with.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Rebuild of Evangelion 2.0: You Can (Not) Advance

    4 days ago

    While there are many radical changes made to the Evangelion story, 2.22 knows when to keep iconic older scenes and when to create innovative new ones.

  • 1

    Anime Reviews: Rebuild of Evangelion 1.0: You Are (Not) Alone

    4 days ago

    More than just a mere retelling, Rebuild of Evangelion 1.01 bridges the gap between fans old and new with a fresh take on the divisive franchise.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: The End of Evangelion

    4 days ago

    When fans clamored for a new ending to the Evangelion series, they should have been more careful with what they wished for.

  • 3

    Anime Reviews: Neon Genesis Evangelion

    3 months ago

    While Evangelion was slated to be the greatest action anime of the 90s, budget problems and cancellation relegated it to merely being a mixed bag instead.

  • 17

    Anime Reviews: Hajime no Ippo: New Challenger

    4 months ago

    New Challenger had the potential to maintain the exceedingly high quality the franchise was known for, but decided to be awful just for the change of pace.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Hajime no Ippo: Champion Road

    4 days ago

    While I, and possibly every other Ippo fan, would've preferred another season instead of a movie, Champion Road is still a treat to watch.

  • 3

    Anime Reviews: Hajime no Ippo

    3 months ago

    With the perfect blend of character development, raunchy humor, and exciting boxing action, Hajime no Ippo triumphantly reigns as the gold standard for all sports anime.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Princess Nine

    2 months ago

    With its multitude of relatable characters, Princess Nine is a surprisingly deep sports anime that has sadly been overlooked by many.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Midori Days

    4 months ago

    This anime could have very easily been nothing but raunch, but what we got instead is a sweet romance with comedy that doesn't immediately go for T&A.

  • 2

    Gotta Get It Off My Chest #1: "Life of Pi" movie, book-to-film adaptations, and Ang Lee

    9 months ago

    While I have no tangible grounds for concern, the fact that it's one of my favorite books at risk makes me nervous.

  • 12

    Anime Reviews: Cowboy Bebop

    3 months ago

    With its great characters, superb music, and die-hard fanbase, Cowboy Bebop stands as one of the most beloved, and most influential, anime ever made.

  • 2

    Anime Reviews: Berserk

    2 months ago

    Though it ends on the worst note possible, Berserk still maintains its rightful place as an anime classic.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya

    4 days ago

    Boasting both tremendous visuals and an engaging alternate-universe storyline, this titanic comeback for the franchise proves there's still gold to be struck.

  • 4

    Anime Reviews: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya S2

    3 months ago

    Though it's pretty to look at and has its moments, the second season of the Haruhi franchise should probably be renamed "How to Alienate Your Fanbase 101."

  • 4

    Anime Reviews: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

    2 weeks ago

    Kyoto Animation's debut series, which launched an anime fandom revolution, is worth much of the praise it received.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Sumomomo Momomo

    3 months ago

    And now we present: The End Result When an Action/Comedy Attempts to Be an Action/Drama Part II: Electric Boogaloo

  • 3

    Anime Reviews: Now and Then, Here and There

    2 months ago

    Deceptive first episode aside, Now and Then, Here and There is a powerful observation on war and its effects on the human spirit.

  • 2

    Anime Reviews: Fantastic Children

    4 months ago

    Underneath a mask of bland artwork, Fantastic Children contains an epic story that transcends all boundaries.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Clannad ~After Story~

    4 months ago

    Though it begins on the first season's B-side leftovers, ~After Story~ delivers some of the most potent drama in the entire medium.

  • 4

    Anime Reviews: Clannad

    4 months ago

    While it contains both hilarious and touching moments all throughout, Clannad serves merely as an appetizer to its sequel.

  • 1

    Anime Reviews: Baccano!

    3 months ago

    Coming across as a mix between Highlander and Goodfellas, Baccano! is an energetic and beautiful exercise in storytelling chaos.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Noir

    4 months ago

    Bee Train's debut series boasts some impressive style, but they forgot to give us any reason to care about the characters before it was too late.

  • 1

    Anime Reviews: His and Her Circumstances

    4 months ago

    Despite its infamous non-ending, His and Her Circumstances is a perfect example of the triumph of good directing over low budget.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Azumanga Daioh

    2 months ago

    This beloved high-school comedy launched a thousand clones, yet still remains the greatest of its kind.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

    4 months ago

    Deciding to stay closer to its source material, Brotherhood does its predecessor proud with state-of-the-art visuals and a mesmerizing story.

  • 4

    Anime Reviews: Fullmetal Alchemist

    4 months ago

    Not to be unduly dismissed for its insane popularity, this modern anime classic delivers great visuals and an intriguing, if somewhat inconsistent, story.

  • 1

    Anime Reviews: Fruits Basket

    2 months ago

    With its masterful balance of humor and drama, Fruits Basket is a warm and captivating series that is nearly impossible to hate.

  • 2

    Movie Reviews: Homeward Bound

    2 months ago

    Delivering both big emotion and big fun, this classic remake of the classic book adaptation has faced the test of time and kicked it into the dirt.

  • 2

    Anime Reviews: Death Note

    2 months ago

    This epic cat-and-mouse thriller is enthralling in its bombast, but makes several grievous mistakes in its final stretch.

  • 1

    Anime Reviews: Seraphim Call

    3 months ago

    This obscure and rather surprising shoujo anime outing by Sunrise delivers some wonderful and unique postmodern material.

  • 1

    Anime Reviews: Last Exile

    2 months ago

    With ambitious animation and a story to match, Last Exile is a visual treat, though its bad habit of leaving you in the dark may drive you insane.

  • 1

    Movie Reviews: The Shawshank Redemption

    4 months ago

    Though you're probably already sick of people saying it, The Shawshank Redemption is a mesmerizing tale of friendship, perseverance, and above all, hope.

  • 2

    Anime Reviews: Monster

    4 months ago

    This acclaimed psychological thriller anime is as close to perfection as it gets.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Slayers Revolution-R

    4 months ago

    This final Slayers adventure is a fun treat for fans, but it comes with tedious filler episodes and unforgivable retcons in its first half.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Slayers TRY

    2 months ago

    While it starts out promising enough, Slayers TRY is the unfortunate end result when an action comedy attempts to be an action drama.

  • 1

    Anime Reviews: Persona 4 - The Animation

    2 months ago

    Even though P4A faithfully follows the video game's story, what should've been one of the greatest adaptations of all time ended up being a mediocre bore.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Gurren Lagann

    2 months ago

    With its dynamic characters and mind-bending action scenes, Gurren Lagann is a dazzling throwback to the sci-fi epics of yesteryear.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Slayers

    4 months ago

    This anime classic is full of laughs and surprises, backed by memorable characters and great music, but its aged artwork may turn viewers off.

  • 0

    Anime Reviews: Slayers NEXT

    2 months ago

    My personal favorite anime, Slayers NEXT is a treasure trove of classic anime comedy, but it sadly hasn't aged very well.

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